People don’t notice anything until they’re told to look at it

Man-made should be renamed man-dismayed

Cornwall Council are carpet bombing the county with concrete

The only point of going out is being glad to be home when it’s all over

I’m a victim of my own failure

The wait of expectation

I want to be more than the sum of my parts

Bored of directors

The burden of being polite

Memo for morons

Apocalyptic statistics

Previously on Barnflakes
Inspirational demotivational business slogans
Don’t just be yourself
Class should be dictated by taste
Barnacles™

Elsewhere on Barnflakes
BARNACLES
The Book of Barnacles