When blogs first started appearing, people were worried about their loss of privacy. Couldn't anyone access a blog, and potentially read someone's innermost personal, private thoughts? Well, yes, but how, exactly? If they don’t know the person or the URL, it’s unlikely they'll come across their blog by chance – considering there are now some 70 million blogs in existence.

In the case of Barnflakes, where I can't even get friends and family to read it, THERE IS MORE CHANCE OF SOMEONE BREAKING INTO MY HOUSE, FINDING AND READING MY DIARY THAN THERE IS OF SOMEONE STUMBLING ACROSS MY BARNFLAKES BLOG AND READING IT. There, I’ve said it.

If anyone is reading, Merry Christmas and Happy New Year. I’ll see y’ll in the new year.