Poor Paul Daniels has received a fair bit of flack for his recent dreadful Tesco advert but has anyone noticed the alarming similarity between him and the ‘dwarf from Twin Peaks’ (Michael J. Anderson)? Paul Daniels is definitely looking a lot smaller nowadays.

What is it with Michaels and a J? There’s Michael J. Fox and Michael J. Pollard too. Come to think of it, they’re also both kinda small. Is there a (small) society of small Michael J actors?